Check Your Pockets

[River Chatter]

I found a knife yesterday that someone will want back. Yours? Gettin' it back's easy, just respond - either here or in a PM - telling me what it's like and where you think you lost it. I'll make arrangements for its safe return.
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[R Thomson]

I lost my gutting knife, perhaps the one you found belongs to me? Description: It has a blade of about 15 inches in length and about 3inches deep as it enters the carved ivory handle. The top of the blade is serrated just like the one from the movie Rambo (First Blood) and the cutting edge is like a razor with a point that easily punctures the toughest hide. I lost it just around the Kirkland bridge last summer. I got it as a communion present for my nephew but his mum and dad are narrow minded and wouldn't let the boy have the knife. I hate ungrateful people, especially relatives. I had to keep the knife myself but it's pretty useless for gutting with such a hefty blade. If you return it to me, I'll maybe give it to him when he's 16.

[River Chatter]

Hi RT. Sorry to tell you that the one I found doesn't match your description. The one I have (chucked in a cupboard somewhere) is not in perfect condition and is one of those locking pen knifes that have wood in the handle and brass at either end. Hope someone else recognises yours and returns it! Sorry
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[Dick Trout Msc]

R.Thomson is 'at it' he has not lost this very large knife, in fact I saw him 'brandish it last week in East Kilbride where he proceeded to 'cut up' a side street.
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